I would just like it to be known that this isn’t fair.
Today I’m wearing leggings with a dress that’s a little too short to be worn without leggings. Does that count as wearing leggings with pants, if this dress is theoretically a long shirt? (It comes to mid-thigh. Never buy clothes online)
No, I think that’s what leggings are for. I object to leggings being worn without anything else covering the butt/crotch area, on the grounds that I have seen far too many people…shall we say…stretching out that area enough to make the leggings see-through.
I buy at least half my clothes online because that’s where the short-length pants are. Never buy clothes online without free returns, is the moral of the story.
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you haven’t done laundry in a while, which means almost all the comfy clothes are dirty because you always wear those first. But you still want to wear comfy clothes, so you dig around for what’s still clean, and realize that your tendencies to only shop clearance racks and do laundry as little as possible mean that you have dressed yourself like a 1980s Easter egg.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
good life choices!! does lush have good shampoo? i might switch shampoos soon/
The only one I’ve tried so far is Rehab, and it seems good. If you go in the store, they’ll give you little samples.
It better be good shampoo. It’s fucking expensive.
Q:“THEIR TOILETS FLUSH THE WRONG WAY,” contributed Amber. “AND THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOME COWS. MAYBE WEIRD MARSUPIAL COWS.” “I like cows,” said Diaphenia. Emily swallowed, steeled herself, and finally came out with it. “What exactly was going on?” “NOTHING,” said Amber. “NOTHING WAS GOING ON.” “You’re wearing a ruby bracelet that you definitely didn’t have before.” Diaphenia smiled slyly. “It was a gift. From an admirer.” The admirer was herself, but she withheld that information.
Since I did not spend $80 plus shipping on the nonexistent blue Anthropologie dress, I instead spent $90 for a total of three blue dresses from ModCloth and Nordstrom.
CHICAGO! I would do it for you, because I adore you
Amber actually called at least one Anthropologie in Chicago, and they confirmed that they did not have it.
The regular length is in stock near me so I may go look, just to see how hilariously long it is/whether it would be worth buying it and paying to have it altered.
…this seems unnecessary.